Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
07.06.2025 10:46

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I can count
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
🌿🌻Why are Meghan and Harry not treated like royalty in the United States anymore?
I have complete contempt for fakery
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I gave Google’s AI Mode a shot, but I’m still sticking with Perplexity - Android Authority
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
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I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
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I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I don’t cotton to rapists
How can one learn to talk frankly?
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
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I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?
I don’t buy bullshit
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I see through liars
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I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
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I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
How do you feel about the impending end of what Donald Trump calls "the Green New scam"?
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I actually pay taxes
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I can read
I have a reading level above third grade
I understand how hurricane paths work
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard